I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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