Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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