have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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