Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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