Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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