Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
did you just send me my own nude
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Randomize