some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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