Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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