he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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