so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
accomplished twins. life is a go
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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