: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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