belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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