I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I have post one night stand depression
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