ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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