im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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