paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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