maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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