end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
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