Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
worst night to have a conscience
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
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