i'm signing you up for texting rehab
If that was your dad, he is hot
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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