I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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