You surviving the open bar?
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New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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