I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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