i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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