what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Just puked most of my soul out..
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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