He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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