doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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