Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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