I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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