im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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