We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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