i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I have post one night stand depression
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize