We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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