11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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