Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
