I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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