"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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