butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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