apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
We need to get me chipped asap
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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