idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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