i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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