Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
