Soap is not a condiment
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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