No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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