Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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