You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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