I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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