Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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