Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
