Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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