I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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