This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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