it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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