I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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