When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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