Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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