one two three fourrrrnication!
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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