i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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