Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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