So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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