woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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